My Rules

  • Advanced booking is greatly appreciated and highly recommended.
  • The donation for our arrangement should be in an envelope and left in clear view for me to see upon my arrival. Never make me ask for it.
  • To fully enjoy a meeting, you must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath. Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.
  • Please do not over stay our date. If you would like to extend our time, please ask me if I have additional time available and provide additional donation for the time you would like to spend.
  • The donations are for my time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.
  • Please provide me with your name, age, the date & the time of day you'd like to schedule with me. Thank you
  • No gratuities are ever expected, but for if you would like to surprise me with a gift then please feel free to do so. I very much appreciated it.
  • I have a strict policy that if you are a no call no show even one time, whether we have met before or not, you will be immediately blocked and blacklisted from any and all future visits with me. There is no excuse or exceptions to this policy. You either have respect for my time or you clearly do not. Show respect or get blocked.
  • If you schedule an appointment with me and you cancel less than a 24 hour period of that scheduled appointment you will be charged 50% of that canceled appointment at our next meeting that you do show up to. This ensures that my time is no longer wasted on people that do not have respect for me in order for me to have enough time to fill that canceled spot. I have children to feed, clothe, and keep a roof over their head during these trying times in our damning economy. Thank you for your complete understanding.